Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Monday, August 16, 2010
Play dress up

Monday, August 9, 2010
Sometimes it is just best to stay out of the way.

Saturday, December 5, 2009
A little Elfin Magic

Okay we all need a little stress relief during the holidays, some laughter and even a little sex to ground us. So, I have whipped up a suggestion to help you lighten the mood and hopefully get a little. Either partner in the relationship can create this and present it to the other partner. What you need to do is go out and pick up some green felt at any of your local discount or craft stores. Then take it home and cut out a triangle and roll it up into a cone. Either use some glue or tape to hold it together and presto you have a little elf hat for your penis or your partners penis. Imagine the fun you will have with a elf hat on your penis. I can think of several little lines that would lighten the mood. “Santa send a little helper to relax you” or “My Elf has been working so hard making toys, I better take care of him” Have a little fun with it you could even get a little more creative and make some clothes for the little guy so he doesn’t get cold. The important thing about this little craft is it will help get things out in the open, (HA HA) and should help your get it on a little. Good luck to you and those elves out their looking to score.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Worst Pick up lines ever!! (Click this title for more)

Guys we need to cut out the corny pick up lines. Never have I heard of a one-line opening that worked well. Especially the ones that jump straight into “I want to have sex with you” Do yourself and all the ladies out there a favor and introduce yourself and tell them you would like a chance to get to know them. If you get a phone number or some conversation congratulations you are doing wonderful. These corny pick up lines only get you punched or kicked in the groin so if you’re into the abuse thing here you go. Check out the link attached to the title of this post for some of the worst all time pick up lines in the history of modern dating. Below is in my opinion one of the worst of the worst.
“I may not be a Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock” Scary that someone would use that.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
How do you dress at home?

Thursday, August 6, 2009
Keep the Peace!
