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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Worst Pick up lines ever!! (Click this title for more)


Guys we need to cut out the corny pick up lines. Never have I heard of a one-line opening that worked well. Especially the ones that jump straight into “I want to have sex with you” Do yourself and all the ladies out there a favor and introduce yourself and tell them you would like a chance to get to know them. If you get a phone number or some conversation congratulations you are doing wonderful. These corny pick up lines only get you punched or kicked in the groin so if you’re into the abuse thing here you go. Check out the link attached to the title of this post for some of the worst all time pick up lines in the history of modern dating. Below is in my opinion one of the worst of the worst.

“I may not be a Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock” Scary that someone would use that.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Don't let your fingernails ruin a good thing.


We all know that our hygiene is very important to our romantic life. Few of us really take a look at our fingernails in this process. We don't think about things like holding hands or gently scratching someones back until it is to late. Those unkept nails can do damage to your date or partner if they have rough edges on them. It might feel like you are cutting them with a knife if left an attended. I know manicures are expensive and for the guys not the most masculine of things to do but they are well worth the money. If your budget is tight then take care of them yourself but make sure to test them on yourself before you use them on someone else. Run you nails down your arm to make sure you have left know snags or jagged edges. We might think this isn't that big of deal but if you get to have any sexual relations then those jagged edges can leave your partner in a very painful state. Our hands usually help initiate our sexual acts and leaving cuts on your partners privates isn't the way to start a great night of love making. Now maybe you are not in a relationship or dating anyone right now, but your nails might be sending the wrong message as people notice the littlest of things when sizing people up for potential mates. Your unkept fingernails might say to someone that this person isn't into keeping up on their appearance so what will the be like once we get into a relationship. Don't let your fingernails harm or ruin a good relationship keep care of them on a regular basis.