Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Pet Names - They are just for the bedroom you know!

Pet names can go both ways. They can increase your intimacy or the can seem like they make you want to vomit. For starters don't use them in public, no one else wants to know you call your partner cupcake or snookie okums. These type of name are meant to stay between the two of you. Try to pick something that is not related to sweets or porn stars. For example Mistress Sugar Bottom might be a little too weird for anyone. Ladies if you are going to give you man a pet name make sure it sounds macho. No man no matter what kind of problems he has wants to be called Mr. Softy, or Small fry. Here are some examples to chose from: Stallion, Tarzan, Muscle Man, Hunk, Incredible Hulk, or if nothing at all just call us Huge. We will be happy.

I want to hear some of your unusual pet names so comment on this post and let me know.

This is what my grandmother would call me. Not what I want to be called in the middle of sex!

If you need help with a pet name click the title of this post to go to a site that will help you?

1 comment:

  1. I call my boyfriend teddy bear. He is really tall and im super short. He also really likes it because his grandfather that just passed away, his name was Tedd so he loves it and thats what matters.

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