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Saturday, April 17, 2010

If you know what I mean....



If you remember the Drew Carey Show : Who's Line is it anyway then you know the game they played called "If you know what I mean" Where they used as many sexual innuendos as they could during a skit. Now I am not saying you try to use as many as you can. What I am suggesting is that you make up your own little saying that is just between the two of you that means you are interested in sex. Things like "I would really like the dust your seat, if you know what I mean" or "I would love you to fill me with excitement, if you know what I mean" Personalize your own saying and have fun with it. Change you saying from time to time to create a little more fun and excitement. Watch the clip above to get an idea of sayings you could use. Good luck and I hope this post puts a little bang in your relationship, if you know what I mean!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Worst Pick up lines ever!! (Click this title for more)


Guys we need to cut out the corny pick up lines. Never have I heard of a one-line opening that worked well. Especially the ones that jump straight into “I want to have sex with you” Do yourself and all the ladies out there a favor and introduce yourself and tell them you would like a chance to get to know them. If you get a phone number or some conversation congratulations you are doing wonderful. These corny pick up lines only get you punched or kicked in the groin so if you’re into the abuse thing here you go. Check out the link attached to the title of this post for some of the worst all time pick up lines in the history of modern dating. Below is in my opinion one of the worst of the worst.

“I may not be a Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock” Scary that someone would use that.