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Signs of Love

Signs of Love in the Air

By Alvin Lim Weiliang

She loves me, She loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not ...
I believe that many people (including me) have this problem sometime in their lives. You like someone, to the extend that you want to get into a serious relationship with him/her. BUT, on the other hand, you are afraid that confessing your love might ruin even the chance of being friends.

Well, worry no more. Because statistics have shown that when someone is romantically attracted to you, they unknowingly give out certain signals. All you need to do is to identify these signals of love!

Body Language and Other Signals That Could Mean Love

Sometimes being able to tell if someone is interested in you is easier than you may think. If you know the signs to look for you can learn if that guy or girl is focusing on you or simply watching the traffic drive by. One of the best things to watch is the person's body language and you can discover if they are interested in you...or just your best friend.

Does their body language exhibit the telltale signs that give their thoughts away? Could this person be in love with you? Look for the signs that say it all. If they are finding you fascinating they will move in closer when they talk with you or walk with you. You will notice that they look at you when they talk and they focus on your face, especially your eyes. They will lean toward you during conversation. They will also unknowingly touch their face, particularly their lips. Women will play with a lock of their hair if a person has piqued her interest.

If a woman has her legs crossed and has one shoe dangling on her toes you have attracted her interest. Women who play with their straws at dinner also find their companions interesting.If a woman has her lips parted or uses her tongue to moisten her lips she is signaling an attraction to her partner. While some people learn to use body language and body signals deliberately, most of these actions occur spontaneously and we do not control them.

Both sexes will reach during conversation to touch the other person's arm or hand. The eyes are a dead giveaway to their thoughts though and that is why prolonged contact occurs between two people who are interested in each other. If the chemistry is there the sparks can fly and the eyes are very aware. Did you realize that pupils will dilate when someone is attracted to another person? This is a great way to know for sure if the person is interested in you, because this is a body response that no one can control.

There are other tell tale signs that can show you that someone loves you. They want to please you and they will find special things to do to show you this. If someone is bringing you flowers, candies or other items it is always flattering and appreciated, but people who really care about you will add unique touches. They may only bring you one flower, but it will be one they picked just for you, or it will be your favorite flower. If they bring you candy, it may be some that they prepared themselves. Whatever gift they bring, no matter how small, will usually have more significance or personal meaning than many of the gifts from other people.

People who are in love think about their loved one often and will send them messages or call them frequently. If the person you are interested in never responds to your calls until days later, you might want to rethink the relationship. Part of being in love means wanting to spend time together and wanting to make sure that the other person is okay. If the person you are interested in is constantly wanting you to lose weight, change your way of dressing, color your hair, and change your group of friends...you might want to rethink the relationship. People in love are willing to overlook flaws and they never try to make you over into their "ideal person".

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Broken Hearts, A Guys Perspective

BROKEN HEARTS

A guys perspective

By Greg J. Kelly (Caveman)

There are a few absolutes in this world. Death and taxes are a sure bet. Swimming in a cold pool will shrink your little Irish Curse into a shriveled pea pod, and if you have a heart at some point in your life it will break. 

 Hearts do 3 things real well.

1- They pump blood

2- They break

3- They heal

Finally something I really know about.

If you are a human over the age of 30 you probably have a good idea of what I'm talking about.  If your going through it right now then your probably not listening to a word anyone is saying, your consumed with your fog. You're in a huge temporary life altering shit storm and it hurts. I can however just about guarantee one thing...You will get over it as millions before have. But it still hurts, I get it, been there a few times, one of which put me in the hospital and several smaller heartbreaks that kinda felt like a good swift kick in the cobblers.

 Broken hearts are no joke.

Where is she right now? Who is she with? Why did she leave? I need to talk to her? What am I going to do? How can I fix this?

 Do you see any similarities with these questions? That’s right...Panic! In a way it's normal to panic. Your world is changing and you don’t have answers at the moment. 

( refer back to the shit storm paragraph). 

The hardest thing to do right now is exactly what you need to do most. 

Take a deep breath and relax. Panic and trying to fix the problem is the absolute worst thing you can do especially if the broken heart is just setting in. The mistake I see a lot of guys doing ( which I did) is trying to fix the problem right now. Your 'right now' and her 'right now' have two different meanings. It's the wrong time for a lot of reasons one of which is your probably going to do and say the wrong thing  which of course will compound the problem. 

Most likely she is in a completely different space than you.

As men we have a tendency to want to fix problems, we find solutions. Car breaks down...We fix it. House needs painting...We fix it. Bugs in the kitchen...We fix it. Your girlfriend/wife just left....We fix it. Guess what?

           Some things cannot be fixed the way we think it needs to be fixed. 

Sometimes your silence and distance is the best tool for fixing a problem, it's also the hardest right now. Since I have no idea what your personal situation is I can only speak in generalities and my experience. I have come to believe this from talking to many many women all of whom say the same thing. By the time they walk out the door they have most likely had leaving on their mind for a long time. Their brain has left long before their body ( we're always the last to know). 

Can you think of a last straw event that happened to make her leave? 

There could be a silver lining at the end of this rainbow. A couple scenarios could happen. 

1- She could walk through the door just like she walked out the door. She can do this on her own without a word from you, it can happen.

2- She may just need some time. This does not mean she is out whoring around in fact she is most likely feeling a big loss, give yourself credit, you have value to her especially if you both have spent years together. She may just find the grass is not greener on the other side but...As I've said, she may need time to figure this out and if your texting and calling 24/7 you are not giving her time, if she doesn't have time she can't think, if she can't think nothing will change.

 Women generally justify why they need time, they will convince themselves they are right. If she is in her own 'space' right now the last thing she wants is you. Right or wrong, you may just be the problem right now. 

 I had a girlfriend who, I thought was totally happy with me only to call me up one weekend and say she couldn't make it over this weekend, OK no prob I said. Next weekend she calls and says she can't make it again because she slept with someone and is pregnant! 

And it's my fault! It's my fault? What??!!

Do you see how they can justify just about anything sometimes? Wow..I'm still picking my nuts up over that one. Just when I thought I was beginning to understand the female motherboard. Yikes.

3- The end of your story has not been written. I can remember, several times feeling like dying because some girl had left me. I cried, I tried, I begged, I played every card I could think of. Lo and behold as time went by I slowly got stronger, she realized that maybe I wasn't so bad and the cycle turned in my favor and she wanted me back. By then I had moved on.

Moral of the story is that your story has yet to have a grand finale. If she is gone forever you may, as hard as it is to believe, be grateful sometime down the road.

4- You may not want her back at all and are just going through a broken heart because of loss of some sort. Even if we are the ones leaving we can still have a broken heart.

RELAX RELAX RELAX

Give your brain a break and let time do some work.

Look guys, all I’m saying is back off for a bit, give her time and space and all this crazy blender head crap your going through may pass on its own. 

Whatever is happening at this moment will be different tomorrow and next week and next month whether you open your mouth or not. 

If the solution to your broken heart is having her in your arms again so you can start anew then let her see that you have changed and guess what? You can't change in 5 days and she knows it so if your babbling about how you now 'see the light' she will need to see proof, proof takes time. Stay on track. I’ve always said the the price we pay for the love endorphin rush may just be an equal and perhaps unjust sense of loss.

Hell, let's face it women are frigging hard to understand. Even on a good day with a clear mind and years of study I can barely figure them  out. They are 40 gigabyte computer motherboards with 74 terabyte backups, we are 49 cent plastic light switches...On or off.

OK guys, relax, have faith in time, do what you need to get through this time, stay busy, eat right, try to exercise, don't go near any other women for awhile, get strong on your own. I know it's the natural reaction to feel wanted again but you'll just end up in another crapper before you get out of the  current crapper. If your woman does come back the last thing you want to do is start off with a lie and hide  the fact that you had meaningless monkey sex with some chick named Trixie, Destiny or Wanda. Play it straight, heal, be cool.

I'm on your side.

Greg is a graduate of Chico State University and currently has two published books: Surviving Divorce and Broken Hearts and  Trigger Her Attraction a Caveman's Guide to the Mating Game which is now an Amazon bestseller. 

He is wrapping up his third book: True Secrets of the Male Mind How We Really Think About Love, Sex and of Course....You.

Greg can be reached at greg@planetopoly.net

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Sweet Ride A Great New App for Couples

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Sweet Ride® is an adult audio stimulation fantasy arousing app that provides a platform for users to listen to 40+ adult audio profiles, customize their cravings and view 69 animated sex positions. Each audio file is a piece of art that tells a story for you to see with your mind's eye with vivid, imaginative, sounds that trigger your unique essence, and strikes that inner chord of your psyche. We strive to creatively portray each experience in a thought provoking, and unique way. Enjoy a Sweet Ride through your mind’s eye and through the power of audio.

At Sweet Ride®, we believe the user should have ability to easily and quickly choose the sexy voice that speaks to them, accent, literal sweet talk, to include a desired position, and be able to save their created profiles. Sweet Ride aims to reach users all over the world in a manner that is easily accessible, personal, a simple to find tool, simple to use to simply and effectively reach a happy place through a variety of Sweet Ride® audio profiles options.

The Sweet Ride® mobile app offering is truly as unique as the individuals who utilize the app. Sweet Ride® provides the adult community with a variety of audio profiles by enlisting the creative minds from people all over the world. As every person on this planet has their own unique set of sexual stimulation desires, Sweet Ride® is able to provide such a platform. The goals are to allow the creative minds of people and their self expression to be shared with the world for sexual enjoyment, as well as not confine the creativity of the Sweet Ride® mobile app to short list of individuals. These particular practices make the Sweet Ride® mobile app extraordinary with an open architecture for continuous audio profile development and offerings for fresh content. Sweet Ride® is patent pending. We at Sweet Ride® believe in the

   

 

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Warm Up It Can Be Sexy

Olympian Kate Hansen using dance to warm up before here Olympic Luging.  You could use this same strategy to warm up before making love.  

Meditation On the Toilet?

Check out this book called Toilet Yoga and maybe you can add this in too.  

Okay we all know that meditation is good for us.  Many of us however complain that we don't have time to sit in silence long enough to meditate.  You complain about the kids interrupting or your spouse asking you questions, etc.   This got me thinking the other day.  The one place that most people can have a few minutes to themselves is usually in the bathroom.  So, why not start meditating in the bathroom.  You could do it while you are taking care of business or you could fake having to go to the bathroom so you can find that time to meditate.  Sounds like a good idea to me.  Don't flush this away until you try it, the powers that be do not judge where you meditate.

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Domestic Violence Sucks

Domestic violence is a disturbing and sadding topic.  Most people don’t know why it happens or how to approach it.  One wonders why someone could treat another in such a horrific way or even why someone would stay with a partner that treats them that way.  

The 5 star rated book Understanding Domestic Violence and Abuse by Kelina Cowell, explains in detail the statistics, causes and effects of domestic abuse and the impact that it has on it's victims. 

The sad fact is that anyone can become a victim of domestic abuse.  Each of us has been touched by it in some way, whether we know of someone or have been a victim ourselves.  It comes in many different forms.  Psychological, physical, sexual, financial, emotional, and these are only naming a few. The aim is to gain power and control and the impact is devastating. 

As listed within these powerful pages some victims will experience poor general health, mental heath issues, feelings of worthlessness, helplessness, self-loathing or apathy.  This makes the road to freedom extremely challenging and to many seem impossible.

The statistics are breathtaking.  1 in 4 women and 1 in 6 men will experience domestic violence in their lifetime.  Now think about how many of those victims don’t report the abuse and live in fear and pain for years. How many children are witnesses to this?  It’s heartbreaking. 

Understanding Domestic Violence and Abuse is eye opening.  It is full of facts, history, and helps the reader understand the reasoning and how to break the cycle. 

If you know someone who is in an abusive relationship this book will give you the knowledge to help them break free.

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